Mothers Day: Noah Didn't Get the Memo

On Mother's Day, babies are not permitted to do the following things:

-have a cold
-cry
-shoot green poop out the top of their diapers
-projectile vomit into Mommy's face
-cry
-wear out the batteries on their swings
-leak and/or hurl snot from their noses
-cry
-keep Mommy awake the night before Mother's Day

Unfortunately, Noah is a baby and cannot read this list. We will try again next year.